I bought 37 pounds of weed and put it in the walls of residence, when everyone was quiet and asleep I went inside the wall and smoked all of it, causing the entire building to get high, which lifted the building out of it’s foundation causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages. Shortly after the building landed in Moscow they discovered me inside the walls, high as a kite and not wishing to come down any time soon.

Needless to say, everyone was super proud of me. Now I gotta go to 6 sessions of counselling so I can sink down a few levels of badassery and rest on everyone elses level.

Fuckin’ rad.