I bought 37 pounds of weed and put it in the walls of residence, when everyone was quiet and asleep I went inside the wall and smoked all of it, causing the entire building to get high, which lifted the building out of it’s foundation causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages. Shortly after the building landed in Moscow they discovered me inside the walls, high as a kite and not wishing to come down any time soon.

Needless to say, everyone was super proud of me. Now I gotta go to 6 sessions of counselling so I can sink down a few levels of badassery and rest on everyone elses level.

Fuckin’ rad.

Soundcloud is the biggest piece of shit. I did a bootleg remix of Ellie Gouldings lights, and it gets taken down for copyright claim the second after I upload it. Fucking ridiculous, it’s not the original song, it’s a bootleg remix. 

Soundcloud has really gone down the tubes lately with their stupid copyright laws. Because as long as I can remember, I thought soundcloud was a place to share EDM? Whether it be remix’s or originals. Sorry I was misguided, I won’t be using soundcloud near as mush as I used to anymore.